I have no desire to be in the middle of a day care debate, but I think this article is funny enough to share, so please keep your pro or con agreement of daycare to yourself and enjoy the onion satire:
The new Sunshine Death Star Play and Learning
Center provides battle station parents with a fun
and safe environment for their children. The
Imperial Emperor himself has overseen games of
Duck Duck Goose encouraging the tots to "feel the hatred".