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3 men

December 7th, 2006 at 04:42 pm

I got this in my inbox today..slightly more chain and less poilite:

3 men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the
first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the
river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able
to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that the second man prayed, "God, please give
me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.


Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."

Poof! Lightbulb moment. He checked the map, hiked ten yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Strenght, tools and inteligence alone wont cut it....you gotta have all three.

4 Responses to “3 men”

  1. Broken Arrow Says:
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    Hahah. Very good moral to the story. Thanks for sharing!

  2. Sunshine Suz Says:
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    I heard this one except on #3.....God turned him into a woman!!!!

  3. fairy74 Says:
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    Very cute, like Sunshine Suz's ending too!

  4. Broken Arrow Says:
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    Hahaha... turning into a woman, that's good right there.... hey waitaminute!

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