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January 8th, 2007 at 05:54 pm

I got this in my email today and I thought it was cute. I took the lable off because well, so I wouldn't offend anyone..well except maybe NYC officials....

A person walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.

The person says their going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is
parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything
checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the person for using a
$110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the person returns. They repay the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"

The person replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?

9 Responses to “Money joke”

  1. tinapbeana Says:
    1168280969

    HAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaaa!!!! too funny!!!

  2. all4money Says:
    1168282250

    Smile Very funny! No wonder that person's a multimillionaire thinking like that!

  3. Broken Arrow Says:
    1168283389

    Oh man, that is hilarious!

    Clever too!

    I want to be clever like that when I grow up. Big Grin

  4. fairy74 Says:
    1168284888

    CUUUTE! That is so funny! Smile

  5. frugalmomof1 Says:
    1168290048

    That's a good one!

  6. debtfreeme Says:
    1168290716

    ohh i liked it!

  7. janH Says:
    1168294247

    I needed that today. Thanks!

  8. LuckyRobin Says:
    1168302405

    Here I thought it was going to be a dumb blond joke and instead its a dumb banker joke. Loved it.

  9. jersey jen Says:
    1168323551

    lol, i heard this before, but it's still funny!

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