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Evidence of a cheating husband

October 23rd, 2008 at 05:27 pm

So while hunting up the keys to pack the car while my husband was in the shower I found evidence that he was cheating on me.

I took it to him while he was good and stuck listening to me in the shower and all, hard to avoid me in that state in such a small room.

In general I have a smart husband, he knows I am in his pockets all the time he aught to be smart enough not to leave things lying in there.

But there it was a folded piece of paper right where I found the keys. I knew at a glance it was bad, instincts? wifely intuition?

I couldn't believe I thought I knew him so well, how could this happen. We have been married 8 and half years, been through two elections already, and now this comes up.

We had talked of everything from honesty and education to politics and lies, what had I missed?

I unfolded the paper and read with dread... the name of one of the big two candidates.

Truth is he was handed a bumper sticker while out selling popcorn and too polite to risk a popcorn sale so said 'thanks' and moved on.

Now most here know I am a Libertarian, but in general I keep my politics to myself, I learned long ago that getting involved is a sure route to annoying folk, so please don't tell me which name you support it is all the same to me.

But I sure had a good laugh spinning the same story to my husband before showing him just what the 'evidence' was. (he said I was weird)

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14 Responses to “Evidence of a cheating husband ”

  1. gamecock43 Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 05:40 pm 1224783603
    1224783603

    Oh good god my heart had been in my throat until the "we went through 2 elections already" line, and I just stopped like..."That's a weird way to time frame your relationship right now!" Clearly there is more than one form of cheating and your current form is less damaging than other forms!
    I would be really disappointed if I thought my husband was on my political platform and it turns out he was not. Lucky for me I know BB is republican and I'm a democrat so we even each other out.

  2. mbkonef Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 05:52 pm 1224784348
    1224784348

    I figured your title could not really mean the obvious and I am glad to know I was right. I think its funny! Good for you for giving him a bit of grief over it even if it was just so you could get a laugh!

  3. princessperky Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 05:54 pm 1224784459
    1224784459

    I considered putting a smiley or something to let everyone in on the joke earlier... didn't want to worry folk, but.. it is the season for tricks right?

  4. Broken Arrow Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 06:02 pm 1224784925
    1224784925

    HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO YOU!? After all the romancing at local rallies and bedroom talks of politics and who his was faithful to....

    Er, not that I was there or anything of course. But I can only imagine your pain! Your disappointment! Risking a popcorn sale indeed. A likely cover story for a no good two-timing heart-breakin' cheatin' man!

  5. mom-from-missouri Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 06:45 pm 1224787550
    1224787550

    Girl, you had my heart pounding for awhile...

  6. MICLASON Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 06:57 pm 1224788237
    1224788237

    LOL! I don't even know your husband, but I was thinking> NO, it CAN'T be!!!!...

  7. my english castle Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 06:57 pm 1224788260
    1224788260

    Heart rending! My husband is still a British citizen (sorry, dear, a subject of Her Majesty the Queen) so I always make him answer the door when they come knocking asking for votes.

  8. MileHighGirl Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 07:34 pm 1224790499
    1224790499

    Hahaha. And you ambushed him in the shower!

  9. Broken Arrow Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 07:53 pm 1224791608
    1224791608

    Haahaha... hey wait. That's kind of scary. Being confronted like that all naked and slippery and wet in an enclosed space.

    Scary.

  10. AmbitiousSaver Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 08:18 pm 1224793098
    1224793098

    LOL You had me there!

  11. nanamom Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 09:52 pm 1224798744
    1224798744

    I read this thinking I must have the wrong blog, there is no way either of them would cheat. Got halfway through and was going to look back to see where I had clicked on the wrong name when I started thinking about your sense of humor!

  12. Caoineag Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 pm 1224801527
    1224801527

    Yeah you had me until the 2 election seasons and then I started saying "wait a minute...". I thought all along you were being awfully calm about it but that made me suspect you of playing with your audience.

  13. scfr Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 11:42 pm 1224805375
    1224805375

    Hehehe ... I was expecing "I'm trying to get us to go vegetarian and I found a Big Mac wrapper." Big Grin

  14. Snoopycool Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 03:45 am 1224819953
    1224819953

    Funny, funny! I was freaked-out at the title, too.

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