So while hunting up the keys to pack the car while my husband was in the shower I found evidence that he was cheating on me.
I took it to him while he was good and stuck listening to me in the shower and all, hard to avoid me in that state in such a small room.
In general I have a smart husband, he knows I am in his pockets all the time he aught to be smart enough not to leave things lying in there.
But there it was a folded piece of paper right where I found the keys. I knew at a glance it was bad, instincts? wifely intuition?
I couldn't believe I thought I knew him so well, how could this happen. We have been married 8 and half years, been through two elections already, and now this comes up.
We had talked of everything from honesty and education to politics and lies, what had I missed?
I unfolded the paper and read with dread... the name of one of the big two candidates.
Truth is he was handed a bumper sticker while out selling popcorn and too polite to risk a popcorn sale so said 'thanks' and moved on.
Now most here know I am a Libertarian, but in general I keep my politics to myself, I learned long ago that getting involved is a sure route to annoying folk, so please don't tell me which name you support it is all the same to me.
But I sure had a good laugh spinning the same story to my husband before showing him just what the 'evidence' was. (he said I was weird)
Evidence of a cheating husband
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I would be really disappointed if I thought my husband was on my political platform and it turns out he was not. Lucky for me I know BB is republican and I'm a democrat so we even each other out.
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Er, not that I was there or anything of course. But I can only imagine your pain! Your disappointment! Risking a popcorn sale indeed. A likely cover story for a no good two-timing heart-breakin' cheatin' man!
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Scary.
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